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Hey Anon, I need some help here. Some background: I´m a 44, spanish speacking and I´ve a wrote system IN SPANIH that I use to get girls via SMS message or in dating sites like B.A.D.O.O.C.O.M or O.K.C.U.P.I.D.C.O.M, and now I want to get English speaking blondes girls. My problems is that since my opening line and first impresion is so big and I don´t write in Englsh very well (as you can see) and for that reason I need some help to check and correct my translation. This is not a joke, this line have open mi a new world, so help me, use it, and if you want post some feed back. In short, I need to spell check this and correct it gramatically and in sitax. Thank- Help me and you will recibe more of my system...... "Hi xxxxxxx, I've been thinking so much about you lately, about your look that describes you completely. It says that you are a certain type of beautiful women with a special texture in the hair, voluptuous contexture, and smooth skin and bright eyes, an spectacular smile and a nice curve in the ear that resembles a seashell , your type of women is allways looking to find someone special that complements you and makes you feel alive, you are not demanding but you know what you want out of life, trying to find a working man, willing, loving, with great love for giving, generous in every way. You are very dreamy but with both feet firmly planted. Your kind (type) of women also are unforgettable and once you kissed a man he won´t forget you ever, but you just want to be loved and have somebody to turn to when you feel that life is too heavy for you alone, that is all I see in your eyes..."

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I've realized within the last week or two that I am a terrible person.

For the last few years a fair bit of my wank material has come from random women online. I'm almost never honest online except for a few sites. I lie frequently. It doesn't bother me. I don't know these people. I'll never meet them.

Two months ago I was bored and decided to browse Omegle for arguments. Disconnecting all the "hi" "hello" and "asl?" conversations. Come across one stranger that piques my interest. We talk for a while. Move from Omegle to Skype. Talk for the rest of the night.

Since then, she and I have talked almost every night. Maybe it's too soon and maybe I just don't have enough relationship experience (never really cared enough to pursue one), but I love this girl. Never been able to talk to anyone else like I have been able to talk to her. We're similar enough to be attracted but different enough to keep it interesting.

Only one problem. She's long distance. That's difficult for me. I told her this, but we decided to give it a shot anyway. As of late, I've found myself going back to some of my old habits of getting wank material from girls online. Obviously this girl I've been talking to has no idea, and she would absolutely hate me for it. It would probably destroy her. So, question. Does this make me a cheater?

She and I have been extremely open about our futures. It would be a long distance relationship for the next 4 to 6 years. That's just the way we have our lives planned.

So the big question here. What the fuck do I do?

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Whats a good video sharing site with lax rules/enforcement and private urls?

I've got things to share with anon but not with google hordes and i have no idea where to put them or what sites are even allowed

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So I work at a local bar. Someone's upper-decked our toilets at least one in the last month. Thank God it wasn't me who had to clean it.

Turns out this person has hit other bars and has a Twitter account where they're posting the pics, tagging the bars and even tagging others in them.

I've tried an EXIF viewer on the pics to no avail. What other means of finding out who this is might be available to me?

(Pic semi-related.)

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I've been banned from Omegle, and the ban is pretty tough?
How to get around the ban?
I tried refreshing my IP, cleared my cache / cookies, and it still didn't work.

Any ideas?

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I harassed a girl in my class and lied about it to the teachers and my mother. I feel awful and I know there is nothing I can do about it.

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I CONFESS THAT I DRANK TOO MUCH MILK AND ATE TOO MANY CHIP-A-HOYS AND NOW I CAN'T SLEEP :(

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Can someone help me out with instructions on how to jailbreak/unlock a cricket alcatel authority phone to use with another service? this phone has no sim card.

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Can someone try getting her pics for me
from her Instagram please
its Candice_lynnxo

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i just had the best night of my life and checked off another item on my bucket list and ive gotta tell someone! why not you guys. :)
Let me start by saying that i have a pretty hot cousin that ive been close to all of my life. we're the same age so we hung out a lot together growing up. she lives in ny but stays with me whenever shes in town. tonight i came home and found her passed out on the couch. probably just got home from the bar or something, who knows. First I checked to see if she was still alive (im a decent human being..well kind of). after making sure she wasnt dead or anything, i noticed that she had on the shortest skirt ive ever seen on her..literally barely covering the sweet spot, so of course i had to take a peek...low and behold...commando! i carried her into the spare bedroom and she's like dead weight..so i got to thinking...heres my chance to have some fun...i put her down on the bed and started to spread her legs a bit... no reaction..:) so i took it a bit farther and got her legs wide enough to get in there and had a little taste.. it was good.. still no reaction..so i started eating her out.....that got a reaction out of her! she started squirming so i stopped and was about to book out of the room! im standing there at the foot of the bed trying to decide if i should go further or just leave it be when she started breathing deeply again. So here i am standing at the foot of the bed with a boner harder than rocks and scared as shit. should i go on? or should i leave? fuck it, lets see how far i can go with this. i went back to eating her out and she started squirming again. then she started moaning. then she woke the fuck up completely...looked at me and mumbled "wtf are you doing?!" at this point, im scared that she's going wig the fuk out so like a dumb ass, i said "huh?" and went back to eating her out. she put her head back down and just kind of accepted it. i fingered and ate her out for a while and she's moaning and squirming the whole time and then i moved towards her head and kinda stuck my dick near her mouth. she opened her eyes a bit..looked at me and said.. "just this once ok? dont tell anyone either" and started sucki

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