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No. 183 [R]
Am I the only one that's sick and tired of the blatant lack of realism in horse porn?

Sure, it's obvious that most of the horse owners are financially hard up and wants to make a quick buck, just like the porn producers. (That's why you seldom see horses that would be considered "sexy" at breeding shows.) But is it some kind of law in eastern Europe, the Balkans and Latin America that says that women must wear those silly mule shoes while making porn? And it's highly likely that some professional equestrians not only love but also have sex with their horses. But for obvious reasons they won't make any horse porn. Not even a fifth class riding instructor would. But aside from that, why do they so often use actresses who obviously has no experience of horses whatsoever? It's like they're wearing a hat that says "I feel totally awkward, please someone open a trapdoor". Is it really that hard to find women that at least worked as stable hands or on a farm or something and therefore at least know how to walk up to a horse in a relaxed way? And adding insult to injury, in one film of a DVD-series plagued by general incompetence, the actress stared into the camera almost all of the time and made sexy time noises. A performance not even Borat could top, which brings me back to the silly porn shoes.

Firstly, it looks fucking stupid and I can't stop thinking of them even when you can't see them directly. Secondly, you can tell they're there, as the gait and stance are different from persons who are barefoot or are wearing regular shoes. Thirdly, it's a fucking security risk that can not be underestimated. Even a flat stable yard, paddock or pasture will always have imperfections. If you're wearing regular shoes or boots you'll disregard almost every imperfection as you adjust your steps automatically. But mules with their small heels makes every pebble hazardous. Or the heel digs into the soft ground, etc, etc...

And even if the horses are totally drugged, they are still big fucking heavy and strong animals with sharp hooves. And drugging is never an exact science. That's why they have these sp
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>> No. 190 [R]
yeah. I think the people they find to do the porn have no fucking clue and are probably scared/anxious, and only doing it because they were offered a couple hundred bucks or something.

like you said, it looks really fucking stupid when some ugly bitch is pretending to enjoy fondling a horse cock for 15 minutes. and then MAYBE tries to lick it.
>> No. 241 [R]
>>183
So as a producer who runs a $20/month website, you have the choice between:
1) 500 clueless users who have never been near a horse
2) 10 experienced users who value the realism

Also remember, that
1) is easier to produce, just get a cheap whore
2) requires people who know how to handle horses

It's actually simple when you think about it. Stupid rednecks don't care about being fooled. Heck, they don't even wonder why horse cum either looks like yoghurt, milk or apple juice. They are just "oh lawd, mary-jane fucks da hors".

Adilia was a good exception, but she's not active anymore. Amd Mrs Beast, who would want to watch that whale?

Funny thing is that the vintage movies where there wasn't even penetration are way better because they actually let the horse thrust a bit.
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>>241
Is it easy to find a bitch who want to fuck with a dog/horse for a few bucks?

Is it very expensive?
>> No. 244 [R]
>>241
But aren't they afraid that unexperienced actors will get kicked by the horses? :-S

P.S. I love Mrs Beast just because she's the real deal. She might not be pretty-pretty, but her animal magnetism is second to none! Too bad that she had to close her sites because of shitty webhosts.
>> No. 245 [R]
>>242
Not too few of those brazil girls have drug problems, so a few hundred bucks is reason enough for them.

But Visa/Mastercard has killed the business, so there's nothing new made anyway.
>> No. 246 [R]
>>245
Why? And isn't there any alternative pay channels?
>> No. 256 [R]
>>246
>Why?
Just ask christian America who sees it as a deadly sin to have sex with animals. Mastercard/Visa was pressured to "voluntarily" ban payment processing for such sites.

There's no alternative payment big enough to be considered useful for adult sites. The best chance would probably be Bitcoin
>> No. 288 [R]
>>256
Yea I have to agree with this one. Since our good ole USA seems to rule the world when it comes to CC transactions AND where/how to route internet thru DNS I think we're pretty much all fucked until another country with less right-wing religious zelots in charge comes along to show us how a free internet should really work. <sigh> Makes me wish I lived in fuckin Scandinavia somewhere or something.

As far as the horse sex reality I feel you there. I pray on a regular basis to find a horsesex movie with real fucking cum for gods sake. I full understand there is probably no woman who can take a real horse cock actualy fucking her and cumming, but Mrs Beast made alot of good movies with alot of animals, including mini-horses, which she got fucked by a few times with some real cum. Now if only we could have a woman come along that was like her AND relatively attactive.
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>>183
Well I do hafta say I am a wayward Christian and its not Christians who fucked anything up. Actually Christians have no say so anymore on how this country is run, if that was the case then corner stores wouldnt sell titty mags or condoms or KY/trogan dildos in wal-mart for that matter, Jack ass.
Really you can blame it on the P.E.T.A. fucks or maybe the controlling government, shit maybe the guy that invented the internet and inevidably killed the zoo world and remade it in its plastic image and brought it back to life so it can suck the green paper life blood from the mindless stroking masses who flaunt their freaky sex fetish fantasy in the face of society and order everyone to just accept the fact the world is fucked up and wants to FORNICATE!!!!! Hell maybe its all YOUR fault for following the corrupt governments plans to turn you into another mindless cow so when the Anti-christ orders you to exicute christians you can justify it by saying "THIS IS FOR ALL THE PORN I LOST OUT ON!!!" and you'll gun a crying groups of innocents into a ditch and remember all the gifs you wacked it to on 4chan of chainsaw executions and got off. Fuck you and KILL JUGGALOS!!!!!
>> No. 435 [R]
>>428
>Actually Christians have no say so anymore
Lol so that's why teaching the principles of evolution is prohibited in schools in the bible belt and instead the fairy tales of creationists are taught?
>> No. 452 [R]
>>435
yep and many other reasons this is a theocracy and not a free republic. the us is still in the dark ages while the rest of the world laughs and enjoys life (this the only one).
>> No. 472 [R]
I agree with you on the whole lack of reality in horse porn. But I accidentally found a little of it, it's a short clip, and too bad it's a dude catching cock :( , but i still would have liked to see more.

http://motherless.com/AC7A2F7
>> No. 496 [R]
>>428
Sweden's equivalent to the so-called "christian right" is neither christian nor "right". Most, if not all, moralistic legislation has a solid secular base.
>> No. 2878 [R]
Real homemade horse porno!!!!
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-203545.html
I really was looking for something like this for a long time
>> No. 2879 [R]
>>435
It's the jews, you fucking retards
the jews run everything
>> No. 2885 [R]
>>2879
Jew here ruining your life, how's it feel man?
>> No. 2888 [R]
http://www.xvideosonline.net.br/menu-zoocategorias/
>> No. 2895 [R]
>>2885
note I said run, not ruin
You may think you ruin shit but you dont know because you're just a jewy jew jew

serious question, does a candy named Jew Chews exist anywhere in the world?

Because that would be fantastic.
>> No. 3003 [R]
>>256

Yeah, I have no idea why some of these places haven't just reopened using bitcoin. It's perfect for transferring money, even across international lines, with no surcharges or transfer fees. It's pseudonymous (truly anonymous if you want to go the extra mile) too. If I had seed money, I'd start me a beasty porn business, and run it right; hire experienced folks, vets to check on the animals, good cameramen, and some sexy animals; work with the animals and run it on their timetables in order to ensure they're comfortable and eager, and none of that drugged stupor/yogurt in a tube bullshit.
But nope, I'm a broke-ass fuck, and whenever somebody realizes there's money to be made, they'll end up making the same old terrible shit again.
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I agree fully
>> No. 3891 [R]
"the actress stared into the camera almost all of the time and made sexy time noises"

Wholeheartedly agree with your message, but damn that shit made me lol. Kudos to you my brother.

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