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A couple weeks ago my cute, petite blond neighbor was in a bind because her dog walker had quit on her and she needed to find a new person to cover weekends. She asked if I knew anyone and that she was willing to pay up to $15 per walk for her precious purebreds that she doesn't have any time for because she's spending all of her time fucking her way up the corporate ladder at work. She asked if I could cover this weekend while she found someone that could take them full time.
Well, this has been going on for three weeks now and by my count, 6 walks equals $90, not the 12pack of shitty domestic beers you gave me as a "thank you." So I present to you, Anon, Dog walk number 7.
My neighbor's a health nut with lots of food allergies, so it's nothing but creamy, nutty almond milk for her fancy granola in the morning. There was only about a bowl's worth left in the bottom of this carton and since you're so fucking cheap, I'm sure you'll use every last drop tomorrow morning. Sorry for the lousy pics, but it was great watching my thick snotty ropes of jizz stretch down into the bottom of the carton from my vantage point. Hope everyone learns a lesson about taking advantage of other peoples' kindness.

PS- next time just show some courtesy and leave me a hamper full of dirty thongs. That way I can contain my habit to your bedroom instead of having to go to the kitchen.

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So, recently hired at Dunkin' Donuts. Stop in and have a fritter.

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Won't let me cum in your mouth eh?
Don't like the taste? Is that right?

Why is it you always enjoy the lunches I make for you then?

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I cum on my coworkers foods at lunch. Bitches! I don't trust niggas when I leave my food in the fridge. Fuck that. I lulzed then jizzed in my pants when I saw this bitch bite into her sandwich. Pic unrelated

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>>	Anonymous 12/09/18(Tue)03:50 No. 80 [R] fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)14:49 No. 94 [R] (717x960) 5 likes (403x403) 2 likes i blew a load into my school friends liquid lipstick. she has been putting it on for the past couple of days without realising.

>>	wow Anonymous 13/03/01(Fri)05:53 No. 179 [R] awesome!!!

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She needs your cum.

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I just nutted two loads in one of my roommate's girlfriends soy milk. No one else likes soy milk, so she will be drinking extra protein.

I will shoot more loads into it when I have time.


no pics.

This will be fun.

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20 year old sister in law stopped by today. I had some nice baked mostacciole casseole leftovers waiting for her. I've found that you can really wake up a reheated dish with fresh toppings.
Me, "Is the mostacciole good?"
her, "yeah, it's REALLLLY good."
she cleaned her plate! I'll try to post video when I can edit it down.