cool story bro

very interesting, i believe there is sumthing we dont know on the back of the moon, the gov. has been there and they were filming a guy playing golf or sumthin...why did they do that, dont you think you would be more excited for the fact you were the first person on the moon? lol

The story of Antonio Villas-Boas is regarded as the first "abduction" story in modern history. The story is recounted here...http://www.eyepod.org/TAC-Antonio-Villas-Boas.html

This story seems to describe the Nordics. In this story however they are described as being average human height and the woman is slightly shorter. It can be speculated that they are products of continued genetic mixing from the original species which is supposed to be much taller then the average human. The "gas" that filled the room is thought by many to have been a sort of disinfecting agent.

My personal opinion is that they either are trying to genetically "merge" with us in order to be able to live out in the open on this planet without supplemental gasses that they require to breathe. In essence if you were part of a space faring race who's goal is to colonize other planets, what would be more feasible...to have a population on the planet that couldn't go out into the open air either because this atmosphere isn't entirely suited to their respiration, or...have the colonists become better suited to the environment through genetic mixing with the indigenous species, a sort of "hyper evolution".

There could be other factors involved as well. Our solar radiation may be harmful to them whereas it isn't to us. Our microbes could be deadly to them as well ala War of the Worlds. I think they wear these "suits" just for this reason.

It's possible that the Greys also use suits. Their popular reference to having large pupil-less black eyes and almost mesh like skin could just be a sort of bio suit. An example of this is the movie "Fire in the Sky" in which the abductee discovers the empty suits hanging up.

People often remark that aliens would look nothing like us. This idea is supported by many skeptics who view these reports of aliens to be humanoid or human looking as proof that they are just simply made up...they assume to much. Some have logically argued that for an alien species to develop technology in a form similar to our own they would need a similar morphology to our own, meaning two arms with finger like appendages to use tools, at least two legs to be able to move easily with minimal energy, a large brain, at least 2 forward facing eyes to have depth of field vision in order to use said tools effectively.

In effect our morphology is what gives us the ability to create tools and thus technology. It could be that this is embedded in the makeup of DNA or even perhaps the nature of the universe. Plants look the way they do because that is for the most part the most effective form for them to exist in. Similar conditions on alien worlds most likely have similar flora that looks remarkably like ours. My personal thought is that intelligent life similar to us can only exist in a very small number of basic forms.

Also i think that there is a natural progression of all life to evolve into self aware sentient being. To what ultimate end i don't know, but it's possible that these aliens are "stalled" in their own evolution and seek out other races to boost their progression. In the end what else is the purpose of life but to evolve.

Someone has been listening to Lloyd Pye and Jordan Maxwell.

>> Also i think that there is a natural
>> progression of all life to evolve into self
>> aware sentient being.
>>14

Nah. Point of life is to reproduce with someone who is likely to make children that are more likely make more children. Anyways, we need to add more points to genetic engineering on our character sheets, otherwise soon we'll be out of the campaign.

I'm far too lazy to quote the sections, but there are many parts of OP's story that are plot arcs from the Stargate SG-1 TV show. I don't want to say that they are all "stolen". Perhaps the writers were making fun of such conspiracies by treating them as fact in the show and providing "explanations" for them with elaborate back story. Regardless I got a kick out of all the similarities. I hope you don't take all that seriously.

If this is trying to explain abiogenesis it's bullshit (It's bull either way). You still have the problem in how the "alien" bioforms were created.

What does it matter how they were "created"....nobody can really say for certain how WE came to exist.

booger sounds like he's sucked off david icke enough to have a little bit of the crazy lodged in his brain

>>9
I know we've all seen the tall human-like skeletons. But those were only because the earth had a much higher concentration of oxygen when these humans were alive.

I don't even really know who David Icke is. I just found his site but there was too much random junk. My ideas might sound absurd or weird...but how is it any more crazy then gods son coming to earth, dying and resurrecting 3 days later? Or a talking snake having a conversation with the only 2 people on the planet? Magic underwear anyone?

>>40
No one said it was any crazier. But it's pushing the line.
Trust me put down the pipe for a while and it'll get a bit clearer.

>but how is it any more crazy then gods son coming to earth, dying and resurrecting 3 days later?

theyre both equally crazy and wrong

>> david icke

Ex-Coventry goalkeeper, and Match of the Day presenter, lately shell suit wearing freak. Unless he's right, in which case he is a genius

If you could build a Dyson Sphere, you wouldn't need gold as a rad shield, very inefficient. Hell, we can build adequate magnetic shields now, capable of coping with stellar radiation. It's not that hard.

I could buy the "genetically engineered humans" thing, because our apparent history is a bit unlikely. External interference (especially in terms of relocation of populations) does fit the known data. I don't really buy the "mixing DNA" bit though.

Any system, however chaotic, has a tendency to self-organise and develop aspects of life. Go look up Langtons Ant (there are some nice Java applets on the web) for an example of a known system that spontaneously exhibits life-like behaviour. Or Conways Game of Life, also available on the web as Java applets, or as runtime code. The Game of Life can actually be used as a computer (not efficient, because you, like, need a computer to run it on...) it's all fascinating stuff.

All complex (ie more than single celled) life is pretty much obliged to be carbon based, Star Trek notwithstanding. Ok, maybe you can chuck a bit of silicon in for fun, but silicon based life is just a stoopid idea. Silicon doesn't chain with itself like carbon does, it forms an Si-O-Si-O chain, which is utterly unsuitable for too many processes. DNA (or something similar) may or may not be common to all life, without more data it is of course impossible to say. It may be that DNA is only one of several options, which has become dominant here. If that was the case, it would perhaps explain apparent cases of alien mutilation etc, they want to see how fucked up Earth biology works

There's a new movie coming out that looks scary as hell called "The Fourth Kind"...check it out on Youtube then read the rest of my comment.



The interesting thing about this movie is that they depict an "owl"...which is interesting since i just got done reading "Communion". In the book Whitley talks about how these greys use something called screen memories to block your memory from remembering what actually happened. Many people see owls, but sometimes it's other animals such as wolves, foxes, dogs. The people say they remember it as though it was a memory but for some reason they know it didn't really happen.

Also what really freaked me out when i watched the trailer is that the time 3:33 popped up 3 times. The 3rd time is on the dashcam of the cop that's outside. For at least the past few years i'll suddenly wake up at 3:33 am. It doesn't happen all the time but frequently enough not to be coincidence. Like just the other day i was sleeping and started having a sort of nightmare that it was 3:33 am....so i suddenly wake up and put on my glasses to look at the clock and its FUCKING 3:33 am! You could say that i unconsciously glance at the clock while i'm sleeping and i wake up cause of that, but my clock is across the room and without my glasses on its just a red blob. Anyways, when i saw that on the trailer i just about fell out of my chair.

Its only been happening for about the past 3-4 years too...it never happened before that. I tried to google it up and came across a few others who've had the same thing happen, but mostly it was religious garbage. Although i did find it interesting that there's a passage in the Bible...Jeremiah 33;3 "Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and show thee great and mighty things, which thou knowest not."

Put that into the context of an alien saying it instead of God...freaky. Alot of people who've been abducted say that they are able to call these beings down to get them and they usually come, or they are able to sense when they are coming.

^its called confirmation bias you dumb fuck. get a clue.

"Biased search, interpretation and/or storage have been invoked to explain belief perseverance (a well-established finding that beliefs remain when the evidence for them is taken away)"

I don't claim to have evidence of these things. What i do know is that beyond about 3 years ago this never happened. I started noticing that i'd wake up a this time long before i ever even started to look into alien theories and w/e. It may be completely coincidental that the people in this movie who had the "actual encounters"...even if it wasn't in the actual peoples testimony, why did the makers of this movie decide to use 3:33 as an important time? This particular time in the morning was happening to me on a regular basis long before i had any correlation to this subject.

I don't claim that i'm right...i have no solid evidence, but you also do not have evidence that i'm wrong. Its the same old argument like does God exist...well nobody knows, but doesn't mean you are right or wrong. All we have are perceptions and opinions. BTW this IS the conspiracy theories forum.

youre just seeing patterns where there are none. you are not being contacted by alien beings via a number that was also in a movie. ever hear of Occam's razor?

"when you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better."

The better maybe, but it doesn't mean that its true in all cases. Sometimes the stranger explanation is the right one. There can be no way to know for certain because evidence to support it and evidence to the contrary do not outweigh the other.

You can self program to awaken at a given time. I did it when I was at school, used to wake up early to cram my homework without needing a telltale alarm. With practice, it's accurate to the minute. If you're already fixated on 3:33, then thats when you'll wake up, simple as that

i think everyone here here is saying that booger is crazy are very close minded and simple how can you call someone crazy for a point view and david icke is not weird or a freak i dont agree with some of ideas but the point is hes got ideas at least he not brainwashed by the main stream media into believing that everything is as it seems and whoever it was hu said put down the pipe weed is the key to unlocking your mind every animal in the world has a part in its brain were the t.h.c. particle fits in exactly no other drug has that every other drug controls the whole mind the only reason weed is illegal in the first place is because hemp was threatening the timber industry and a cheap sustainable substitute for paper and if you believe in main stream science which i think you do judging by the things u were saying then you probably do which means you probably believe in the big bang and if the big bang did happen which in my oppinion it did that means space is never ending which proves the infinate universe theory meaning there is a never ending amount of universes which means that the idea that extra terrestrial life forms dont exist propostorous and also if you look back to the artifacts from the ancient civilisations there is a hell of alot of evidence of other life forms like the fact that a tribe in africa had an exact map of mars dating back around two thousand years just because your goverment tells you its all bullshit doesnt mean it is the evidence is out there maybe you should think before taking the piss out of people you dont even know for something you know nothing about do you research arseholes and even if you dont research what ive told you you should reseach the new world order peace out

>>60
please tell me youre trying to be ironic

>>60

decent ideas, horrible delivery.

seriously, if you ever want someone to listen to anything you say online, learn to use fucking punctuation.

Ah, the good old Alien Illuminati Theory.

When your medication wears off, read this shit again and get a huge grip of yourself. We are monkeys with bigger intellect, pure and simple. Why do men have nipples and people have a coccyx and appendix which generally serve no purpose if we were engineered??

I never said we didn't come from an ape like creature. I'm saying that we were "helped" along in evolution and that if this hadn't been done to us then we would either be extinct or be something similar to what we now know as the bigfoot type homonids.

>>88
Fuck you for even thinking you know anything about anything. You (along with every other worthless piece of shit human monkey on this poisoned shitstain of a planet) are less than a molecule of a bacteria on a grain of sand in the infinite beach of reality. Don't for a minute think your pathetic ape brain can actually grasp the realities of life, especially when male nipples and appendixes form the basis for your logic. Motherfucking moron.

>>92
Thank you for that eloquent and insightful argument. You really are a fucking retard.

>>88

Yeah, much bigger intellect with smaller brains. Makes perfect sense. HURRR.

Look at the supposed evolutionary progression they want you to believe. Look at it with NEW eyes if you can. It's all bigger, stronger, faster as it evolves. Then all of a sudden there's us - weaker bones, less efficient muscle tissue, poorly designed joints (e.g. ankles) compared to what we supposedly "evolved" from, smaller brain yet magically so much smarter.

The only reason you think that makes sense is because it has been brainwashed into you from the moment you went to school. Why would something that is supposed to be the product of millions of years of perfecting (selection) get sore backs and need hip and knee replacements just because we get to a pissweak age of 70? All our genetic disorders too - all kept in the genepool. Even genetic disorders that prevent you from reproducing or living to a mature age. How did they get in the gene pool?

It's because we were genetically hacked together at some point, and as long as we could do the work, why bother perfecting the beast?

>Yeah, much bigger intellect with smaller brains. Makes perfect sense. HURRR.
are you fucking retarded? please tell me your are trolling. our brains have been getting bigger not smaler.

>Why would something that is supposed to be the product of millions of years of perfecting (selection) get sore backs and need hip and knee replacements just because we get to a pissweak age of 70?
because people didnt live until they were 70 until a few hundred years ago which is not a signifigant period of time in evolution. and since people reproduce before they reach that age its irrelevant. if you live past 20 you're doing fine.

It's always going to be infinitely easier to defend and argue existing commonly-accepted reality, than a truth which is almost impossible for most people to accept.

yeah its hard to argue things that arent true

What would it take to get a privately funded rocket into orbit around the moon? It would have a fairly decent Hi-rez camera on it that sent a direct feed to earth so that there couldn't be any tampering with it. I know there would be a dead zone when it passes behind the moon, but somehow if it could return and not have to be "analyzed" by NASA or some other Govt. agency that will remove or edit any of the good ones.

>>131

> our brains have been getting bigger not smaler

Our brains are, on average, 1400cc. The faggots we're told we evolved from have, on average, 1500cc brains. Look it up. The point is, even if they were the same size, why/how are we SO much smarter? What can Darwinists say about how an uber-complex thing like that came about in only 120,000 years? I'd love to hear a serious answer to that.

>>143

> What would it take to get a privately funded rocket into orbit around the moon?

I think if you actually did have the finance and resources to give that a serious attempt, you'd find all sorts of GovCo initiatives preventing you from even assembling what you needed, let alone launching it.

>>166

You obviously have not been paying attention, and do not understand science. Clearly all the brain molecules swirling around in their various patterns, just naturally evolved into the current more efficient design, since those which were less efficient were not able to compete as well in the game of life. Those with more efficient smaller brains thrived and had sex and thus passed on their more advanced brain technology to their little ones. And here we are, 120,000 kickass years later. (With my humble self as part of the pinnacle but I digress.)

In case it's not coming across well, this is sort of sarcasm. I am neither 100% darwinist nor creationist (nor any of the other -ists and -isms that the retards of both camps like to throw around). But I do believe that those who believe exclusively in Darwin's theories to the exclusion of a higher power are not that much smarter than the apes they think they've evolved from.

lols-- this "aliens came down and fucked the monkey" idea has been around since the late 60s and "chariot of the gods".
OP I think is paraphrasing Z. Sitchin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitchin)-- who has a set of awesome and hilarious books on this subject. His work was the most creative and has really seeped into the collective unconscious influencing a lot of books and movies. But if you read the books they're nonsense. This theory seems to make sense superficially but when you take a close look all the connections are nonsense-- facts and ideas are absurdly fudged and conflated. However, I have met a frighteningly large amount of folks who believe every word.

>>249

Heyyy...are you sure you aren't talking about the Bible?

first i just wanna say i hate all u jerks who come into every board and have to swear and become assholes just because some one has an idea u don't agree with. im sure u dont get all "fuck u fuck ur stupid idea" when some one says blue is better than green. if ur not gonna consider or think about other peoples ideas why u even on these kind of boards?

anyways back to the subject. i have to say from all the information ive heard and gathered from all sides i have to say this makes the most sense. but i personally think this works with a bit of evolution and alien intervention. now is it so hard to believe that the "popular" belief "could" be the key word is "could " be wrong. look way back when the world thought that the earth was flat. it was believed to be fact the earth was flat. then one man came and proved every one wrong. so its possible. no look at some of the facts. scientist have found out that humans have almost the exact same dna as some apes. but they also discovered that in our dna there are two genes that the apes have that fused together in humans. they also claim this has never happened anywhere in nature. now take that and just look at the human race as a whole. we are very technologically advanced and we get more advanced constantly. humans now are screwing with animals scientifically. we can clone things we've grown a human ear on a mouse. and we have created fish that glow by putting jelly fish dna into the fish dna. also take information from our history. we've had slaves , we use animals to help us. cattle for plowing fields, horses for riding, and dogs for protection. i also have to say there's no way that in the massive amounts of space the universe. we are including animals only creatures that exists. so if u take all of that information. most of it basic. why is it so hard to believe that theres posibly more inteligent beings out there who might ahve evolved long before us who came and to them as simple as combine two genes in a dna strained in a creature who had potential to make us. going back to the fish with jellyfish genes and the mouse who had a human ear its very possible that they put there dna in apes to make us. and theres a couple reasons why they could have done this. 1 being they needed slaves. why not ? weve had slaves we use animals for help. why is that hard to believe ? think about it if u were gonna create something to help u would u start from scratch or would u start from something already there. i would start from something already there. and apes have everything we have. two forward eyes for depth perception, two legs, two arms, fingers, and thumbs. but probably not exactly what they wanted. they needed more smarts for we could use tools and make things. but also apes have some pretty bad ass fangs and are stronger than us. which is kind of a bad thing when ur trying to be a master. thats why they made us with littler fangs and weaker muscles. theres another option that they mixed there dna with us. to possibly further themselves or to live among us. it makes sense. just think about it this way. when we made colony's over here in America from Britain. they did things different because they were in a different land. things worked a tad different in the new land. now think of this on a big scale. maybe the aliens are running out of space or have no more planet w/e the reason there colonizing space. and if ur gonna live on different planets then ur gonna wanna adapt to better suit that planet. thats what they could be doing. option three is whats the best reason to do anything ? because u can and or its fun. maybe they were or are just screwing with us. if they have the power and the technology why not? have u ever caught frogs for fun ? or screwed around with ants just for fun ?

now these are just theory's. i didnt even get into how in almost every civilization in history there has been possible instances of aliens.
but what makes these or any theory's crazier than an after life or an all mighty being creating everything or a man coming back to life ? besides that there not the popular belief.

>>274
I tried to read this and it was just impossible, please try to use paragraphs and proper capitalization.

The writings of the ancient Sumerians tell us that they were visited by powerful beings from the sky. These beings needed gold for some reason that the Sumerians didn't understand but that had something to do with the Sky People's home world being under threat by some kind of cosmic energy. The Gold was needed to help shield their planet from this energy. The Sky People tried to mine the gold themselves but found the work too hard and unpleasant. They discovered a race of indigenous life (presumably Homo erectus) that was capable of using simple tools, but were not intelligent enough to follow orders or understand the consequences of disobeying those orders. These Sky People did something to this life form to make it smart enough to understand these things. Thus, creating the Sumerian people.
The Sumerians didn't know what these beings did to them to make them smarter, and didn't understand much of what these sky beings were about. They only knew that the sky beings were capable of doing seemingly impossible things, and treasured gold. The Sumerians were forced to toil in the mines and bring the Sky People as much gold as they could. Eventually these sky People had enough gold to do whatever they needed to do with it and went home.
This is basically what the writings say about the Anunaki (or Sky People). Much of the other stuff you hear about the details are just conjecture by the, so called, Ancient Alien Theorists (no disrespect to them). The ancient Sumerians wrote about these things as if the Sky People were Gods wielding magic, not aliens using advanced technology. That could easily be explained by the Sumerians not understanding what they were seeing (which they didn’t) and explaining it in a way that they did understand. Or maybe they just made it all up. But if this stuff is true, it would explain a lot of things.
For example, I've always wondered why so many ancient cultures treasured gold so much. It's a very malleable metal, and it conducts electrical current efficiently. But apart from using it for micro circuitry (which may be what the Anunaki needed it for) I can't think of any reason it would be so precious. Could it be that they were only mimicking these sky people? “They seemed to like it a lot... so I do too!”

Its thought that they needed the gold for its radiation blocking properties. Gold more then any other known metal is the best at blocking infrared (heat) radiation.

Its possible they were aware of some impending disaster that was supposed to happen to their planet...could have been perhaps that their star is beginning to put out too much heat and they need a sort of giant space sunglasses to filter some of the radiation.

Maybe their planet is losing its magnetic shield and they need something else to block the harmful cosmic rays. They could disperse it in the zone between a planet and its star where the gravity pull between both is equal (forgot what its called)...that would effectively shield their planet instead of dispersing it into the atmosphere.

On a side note. I actually saw my first UFO about a month ago. It completely took me by surprise and i was left in awe after it happened.

It was at night and i was looking out the window to check out the lightning that was off in the distance. I was storming some ways off and overcast in my area but it wasn't raining...and like i said the lightning was way off in the distance.

All of the sudden this very bright blue tinged white orb came out of the sky from nowhere and was traveling towards the ground at about 45 degrees as it did so it blinked sequentially 3 times.

It then disappeared behind a house for a split second, but then came back up at about 45 degrees again for a small distance then leveled off and a more shallow upward angle....as it did this 3rd angle it blinked again 3 times sequentially and then moved off to where i couldn't see it.

I was so stunned about what i had seen i didn't even think to run outside to see if i could still see it.

There were no trails, sparks, debris, arcing or flickering. It was a very bright constant light that moved in very precise straight lines. It was almost as if the thing came out of hyperspace or w/e and was like "oh shit were about to hit the ground"...banked up and then leveled off.

are we gonna fuckin die in 2012? hmmmm

lets all live it to the max, starting right now, yeahhhhh