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Faggots. Drink bleach and die.
PS: This site can suck my dick.

(:

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Linkbucks also sucks, even though I have FF with Greasemonkey installed.

This fucking AdWorld media poping up and requiring me to click on a popup to remove it also sucks.

Anonib therefore sucks. Clean your fucking act up ops, or I am pretty sure I won't be the only one not bothering to stick around.

I don't begrudge the revenue, but not at the expense of making the site unusable without being hijacked. This is bullshit.

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How happy that must make you, dating cumbucket sluts whose fathers don't give a shit about them, and who are nothing more than a cunt on legs.

What confuses me is why you think it makes you special dating sad bitches without the self-esteem to insist you treat them with a modicum of respect.

Thank you for fucking the dopey slags, though. While I pity them a lot more than I pity you (and that is a significant amount itself), it means someone is keeping them on their backs and hopefully too busy to meet my sons, because I would be extremely disappointed for them to stoop as low as you apparently do routinely.

(Fuckwit!)

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]]> http://anonib.com/jokes/res/76.html#78 >>77
learn how to compose a scentence, and I am sure he will improve his own english skills to please you, or you know stfu. if you are confused go back to school. no I don't care about my own errors.

]]> http://anonib.com/jokes/res/76.html#77 Figure out spelling, capitalization, punctuation, and try again.

I shouldn't have to re-read the same sentence several times to determine who is saying what.

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A little girl goes into her father's room, "sees her dads takle. Oh! what is that Daddy? That is my swan "he said! whats all that hairy stuff? She said? Oh! that is it's nest "he said! What are those two things? Oh! thats its eggs "he said.
Next morning her dad wakes up, his balls in agony! "Fuck! what happend? His daughter walked in to the room and "Said I tried to play with your swan last night but it spat at me so I srangled it, burnt it's nest, and I broke it's eggs.

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Daughter needs to borrow the family car
so she asks her Father and he says
you know what to do.

She gets down on her knees, unzips his pants
when she suddenly stops and says,

"Dad, there's shit all over your cock."

Somewhat embarrassed, the Father says,

"Oh, I forgot. Your brother borrowed the car."

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Have fun not actually having a family your entire life, loser.

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enjoy a "good" joke?
meh! you wouldn't recognize a good joke even if it slapped you in face

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Rule One:
Don't expect a honk, I know where the spare key is, I'll come in myself and carry her out

Rule Two:
In front of you I'll keep at least one hand inside your daughter's clothing at all times.

Rule Three:
I wear a belt so your daughter has something to hang on to while she's sucking me off.

Rule Four:
I have your daughter on the pill. I don't even need a barrier when I put it in her ass because I wipe it clean on your couch when I'm done.

Rule Five:
Don't bother asking when I'll get her home, the answer will be "When I'm finished."

Rule Six:
I make your daughter cry on a regular basis and she begs for more. I've given her more spankings in the past week than you have in her life.

Rule Seven:
If your daughter isn't ready by the time I show up I'll take her as-is, that make-up's gonna come off with the facial anyway

Rule Eight:
I rarely ever take your daughter to a public place. Usually it's just back to my house. If a date didn't last long, then it was just down the street where I parked and we used my back seat.

Rule Nine:
I don't have to lie to you, I'll tell you straight to your face every perverse and deplorable thing I'm doing to your daughter, over the phone, while I'm doing it.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Your daughter is dating me because I make Rambo wannabes like you look like Barney. Since I met her, she was no longer your daughter, and is now my woman, and if you forget your place for half a second I'll put that shotgun of yours up your own ass before you have time to say "Charlies in the trees."

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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha, ha! I'm the hippie!!"

Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha, ha! I'm the bus driver!!"

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